posts ur randomest story that come to mind...
There was once a little alien called bob who was addicted to crack. He started wanking but he broke his dick because he wanked to much. This could mean he cant have kids. So his wife went and exploded into flaming dildo's with futuristic underwear on top of her mountain of pubes. Ysselstey was on his mountain in Holland when suddenly a yeti raped guitar's friend who was laminating yellow kitchen-heaters. Obviously the yeti had thought he was fried bread with Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotr immatosilphioparaomelitokatakechymenokichlepikoss yphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleio lagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon. So he decided plastering posters around Ysselstey's Potassiumferricyanide. But then Mikey ordered a huge male hummingbird to satisfy his desire to have a bunch of naked bunches. Then he went to the club with a hot flapjack to put his friend between. Azazel got 2,967,112,582 hookers from Thailand so he can play scrabble with toasters. Mikey ate a steam boat to impress the gay midget who always raped him while he was putting weed into the dishwasher but he noticed that the Eucalyptus was building an indestructable whoring spaceship to destroy the evil chicken licker from behind while while a retarded muffin juggled with thug's ball sack.
